Charlie Grey

A witty cautionary tale of smoker Charlie Grey's encounter with Big Cig, the King-Size terminator. Can easily be adapted for classroom performance.
A six-foot cigarette appeared,
With ghastly teeth and grizzly beard.
It crept to Charlie's side and smiled,
And coughed, and croaked, "Hello, my child.

"I'm Big Cig, the King-Sized Terminator,
Your Nemisis, your life's dictator.
Dear boy, you've reason to be worried.
I've seen your future - and it's horrid."